Where Have All The Good Ones Gone?

I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence and an old-fashioned millionaire, no, I don’t, I want a place that sells shampoo bars that doesn’t also have on its site:

  1. fear-mongering about how things that have not been proven to give you cancer, might give you cancer.
  2. lists of ailments that their soap is alleged to cure, including ‘cholesterol’ and ‘grief’.

Someone open a shop and I will materialize on the doorstep with credit card in hand.